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Manny: Hello!
Bernard: Hello.
Manny: Do you have The Little Book of Calm? I need The Little Book of Calm. Do you have it? I need it. I’m late for work. The – the – Calm, The little book of.
Bernard: Uh…is this it?
Manny: Oh, no. it’s too big, too big. Little. Just little. Small
Bernard: This one?
Manny: No. No. Calm. The Little Book of Calm. The little one.
Bernard: This?
Manny: That’s the one. Yes. Money. How much?
Bernard: Two-fifty.
Manny: Two-fifty.
Bernard: I’ll just get you a bag.
Manny: No bag, no. I don’t need a bag. Just the book. The book.
Bernard: I’ll do you a receipt.
Manny: No. I don’t need a receipt. That’s fine.
Bernard: It’s broken. I’ll have to write one out.
Manny: Please.
Bernard: Little…
Manny: Look, I’ll do it! …of Calm. Two-fifty. Thank you. Um… “Stroke a.” No. “Travel.” No. Ah. “Let – let – let go once in a while. You are a loose lily floating down an amber river.” Hah. Sorry. I hate my job.
Bernard: What a strange man.
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January - First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012
- Bernard: AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE UNDERPANTS CHARLESTON WITH THIS INSANE BLIND TART?!
- Manny: Why are you getting so angry?
- Bernard: I can't help being angry when I'm furious!
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the crunch
