(Source: not-my-three-patch-problem, via oh-you-better-run)



(Source: gingerrlocks, via fuckyeahbritishcomedy)



gr8mycoconut:

croatstiels:

→tv characters who complete this ride: Bernard Black, Black Books

‘I bet his cornflakes tried to crawl out of the bowl’

(via paintwithlights)



Black Books

Black Books

(Source: mybelovedcheshire, via georgehasgonemental)



Manny: Hello! Bernard: Hello. Manny: Do you have The Little Book of Calm? I need The Little Book of Calm. Do you have it? I need it. I’m late for work. The – the – Calm, The little book of. Bernard: Uh…is this it? Manny: Oh, no. it’s too big, too big. Little. Just little. Small Bernard: This one? Manny: No. No. Calm. The Little Book of Calm. The little one. Bernard: This? Manny: That’s the one. Yes. Money. How much? Bernard: Two-fifty. Manny: Two-fifty. Bernard: I’ll just get you a bag. Manny: No bag, no. I don’t need a bag. Just the book. The book. Bernard: I’ll do you a receipt. Manny: No. I don’t need a receipt. That’s fine. Bernard: It’s broken. I’ll have to write one out. Manny: Please. Bernard: Little… Manny: Look, I’ll do it! …of Calm. Two-fifty. Thank you. Um… “Stroke a.” No. “Travel.” No. Ah. “Let – let – let go once in a while. You are a loose lily floating down an amber river.” Hah. Sorry. I hate my job. Bernard: What a strange man. Black Books January - First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012

Manny: Hello!

Bernard: Hello.

Manny: Do you have The Little Book of Calm? I need The Little Book of Calm. Do you have it? I need it. I’m late for work. The – the – Calm, The little book of.

Bernard: Uh…is this it?

Manny: Oh, no. it’s too big, too big. Little. Just little. Small

Bernard: This one?

Manny: No. No. Calm. The Little Book of Calm. The little one.

Bernard: This?

Manny: That’s the one. Yes. Money. How much?

Bernard: Two-fifty.

Manny: Two-fifty.

Bernard: I’ll just get you a bag.

Manny: No bag, no. I don’t need a bag. Just the book. The book.

Bernard: I’ll do you a receipt.

Manny: No. I don’t need a receipt. That’s fine.

Bernard: It’s broken. I’ll have to write one out.

Manny: Please.

Bernard: Little…

Manny: Look, I’ll do it! …of Calm. Two-fifty. Thank you. Um… “Stroke a.” No. “Travel.” No. Ah. “Let – let – let go once in a while. You are a loose lily floating down an amber river.” Hah. Sorry. I hate my job.

Bernard: What a strange man.

Black Books

January - First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012



  • Bernard: AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE UNDERPANTS CHARLESTON WITH THIS INSANE BLIND TART?!
  • Manny: Why are you getting so angry?
  • Bernard: I can't help being angry when I'm furious!


(via buggerygrips)



I can’t play this either

I can’t play this either

(via supermagicmen)



Really want a drink right now. How sad would it be to go to a bar alone in the middle of the day?

Really want a drink right now. How sad would it be to go to a bar alone in the middle of the day?

(via supermagicmen)



What’s this? “‘Blue Tunes’ - Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Minnie Driver… Grouchy Leonard Blue runs a second hand record shop with his half-wit mustachioed assistant Danny. When this zany pair team up with bitchy, neurotic neighbour Pam things are sure to be a riot of laughs”. Where do they get this crap? Bernard Black, “A Nice Change” Black Books series 2 episode 6

What’s this? “‘Blue Tunes’ - Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Minnie Driver… Grouchy Leonard Blue runs a second hand record shop with his half-wit mustachioed assistant Danny. When this zany pair team up with bitchy, neurotic neighbour Pam things are sure to be a riot of laughs”. Where do they get this crap?

Bernard Black, “A Nice Change” Black Books series 2 episode 6





countrichmond: I’ll be dead by then

countrichmond:

I’ll be dead by then

(via thesexualhealingofrobertsmith)



Genre Swap Black Books series 1 as Crime Family Drama

Genre Swap

Black Books series 1 as Crime Family Drama



letmeeatpears: Bill Bailey: this is disgustingDylan Moran: so disgusting.. I was in the writing room and I remember shrieking laughing and having to ask our producer because I was terrified that I .. I was insane. I just thought “is this really really sick?”. Black Books - DVD Commentary

letmeeatpears:

Bill Bailey: this is disgusting
Dylan Moran: so disgusting.. I was in the writing room and I remember shrieking laughing and having to ask our producer because I was terrified that I .. I was insane. I just thought “is this really really sick?”.

Black Books - DVD Commentary



letmeeatpears: Black Books 2x04 - Blood

letmeeatpears:

Black Books 2x04 - Blood



the crunch


I like my mind-bend with a little action and my whiskey with a little fruit. (I cannot claim this advice is my own. I learned it in the gutter one night crawling home.)

(c) theme - powered by tumblr