the crunch

ornamentedbeing:

Dress, Evening Mme. Jeanne Paquin 1905–7

c. 1905-07

The Met says: Produced several years prior to the 1908 Hellenic designs of Paul Poiret, the raised waist and decorative references to Greek antiquity indicate this classical aesthetic and change of silhouette were in the air from 1905 on. As the leading house of couture druing the Belle Epoque, Paquin’s promotion of this line would have been widely known to the public. The dress also incorporates signature decorative techniques such as velvet piping outlining peach satin ribbon at neckline and waist and the contrasting tones and reflections of silver, satin and velvet

George: They were going to kill me.
Mitchell: Yeah.
George: Why?
Mitchell: They don’t like werewolves.
George: How did they know?
Mitchell: People like us can recognise people like you. It’s complicated.
George: People like you?
Mitchell: Vampires. Do you live near here?
George: I have a room over the café. Did you just say vampires?
Being Human
January – First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012

George: They were going to kill me.

Mitchell: Yeah.

George: Why?

Mitchell: They don’t like werewolves.

George: How did they know?

Mitchell: People like us can recognise people like you. It’s complicated.

George: People like you?

Mitchell: Vampires. Do you live near here?

George: I have a room over the café. Did you just say vampires?

Being Human

January – First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012

Sherlock: Mike, can I borrow your phone? There’s no signal on mine.
Mike: Well, what’s wrong with the landline?
Sherlock: I prefer to text.
Mike: Sorry. It’s in my coat.
John: Uh, here. Use mine.
Sherlock: Oh. Thank you.
Mike: ‘s an old friend of mine, John Watson
Sherlock: Afghanistan or Iraq?
John: Sorry?
Sherlock: Which was it, Afghanistan or Iraq?
John: Afghanistan. Sorry, how did you know?
Sherlock
January - First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012

Sherlock: Mike, can I borrow your phone? There’s no signal on mine.

Mike: Well, what’s wrong with the landline?

Sherlock: I prefer to text.

Mike: Sorry. It’s in my coat.

John: Uh, here. Use mine.

Sherlock: Oh. Thank you.

Mike: ‘s an old friend of mine, John Watson

Sherlock: Afghanistan or Iraq?

John: Sorry?

Sherlock: Which was it, Afghanistan or Iraq?

John: Afghanistan. Sorry, how did you know?

Sherlock

January - First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012

Daisy: Do you mind if I sit here?
Tim: Uh, no, no.
Daisy: OK. Thanks.
Tim: What are you looking for?
Daisy: What have you got?
Tim: Hmm?
Daisy: What have you got?
Tim: No, I mean what are you looking for?
Daisy: Sorry. I thought you were a drug dealer.
Tim: Oh, thanks.
Daisy: That’s all right. No, I’m flat-hunting.
Spaced
January - First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012

Daisy: Do you mind if I sit here?

Tim: Uh, no, no.

Daisy: OK. Thanks.

Tim: What are you looking for?

Daisy: What have you got?

Tim: Hmm?

Daisy: What have you got?

Tim: No, I mean what are you looking for?

Daisy: Sorry. I thought you were a drug dealer.

Tim: Oh, thanks.

Daisy: That’s all right. No, I’m flat-hunting.

Spaced

January - First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012

Black Books

Black Books


Mozzie: Shh! Brooks Brothers suit.
Neal: So?
Mozzie: So that means Fed talking to the bank manager. We gotta go.
Neal: I never met a fed before.
Mozzie: Let’s keep it that way.
Peter: Detain him, if possible.
Neal: Excuse me. Sorry, I couldn’t help but overhear. Are you with the FBI?
Peter: Special Agent Peter Burke.
Neal: Wow. I just took some money out of the bank, and I heard you talking about counterfeiting.
Peter: Your money’s safe. I’m looking after counterfeit bonds.
Neal: Well, I have some bonds at home. How would I know if they’re not real?
Peter: I’m sure they’re fine.
Neal: Well, thanks again for all the hard work you’re doing, Agent Burke. That’s for you. Have a good day.
White Collar
January - First Meetings 12 Months of 12 Scenes in 2012

Mozzie: Shh! Brooks Brothers suit.

Neal: So?

Mozzie: So that means Fed talking to the bank manager. We gotta go.

Neal: I never met a fed before.

Mozzie: Let’s keep it that way.

Peter: Detain him, if possible.

Neal: Excuse me. Sorry, I couldn’t help but overhear. Are you with the FBI?

Peter: Special Agent Peter Burke.

Neal: Wow. I just took some money out of the bank, and I heard you talking about counterfeiting.

Peter: Your money’s safe. I’m looking after counterfeit bonds.

Neal: Well, I have some bonds at home. How would I know if they’re not real?

Peter: I’m sure they’re fine.

Neal: Well, thanks again for all the hard work you’re doing, Agent Burke. That’s for you. Have a good day.

White Collar

January - First Meetings 12 Months of 12 Scenes in 2012


Shawn: Excuse me. You’re in my seat.
Juliet: Am I?
Shawn: Actually, yes, you are.
Juliet: You one of those weirdo-compulsives who come to the same restaurant, sit in the same chair, and eat the same food every day?
Shawn: No. No, no. I was sitting right there three minutes ago, then I went outside to get myself a paper. I ordered a juice, and look, I made a crawling snake with the straw wrapper. You can finish it if you think you’re up to the job.
Juliet: I’m sorry. Do you want me to move?
Shawn: Not anymore.

Psych
January - First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012

Shawn: Excuse me. You’re in my seat.

Juliet: Am I?

Shawn: Actually, yes, you are.

Juliet: You one of those weirdo-compulsives who come to the same restaurant, sit in the same chair, and eat the same food every day?

Shawn: No. No, no. I was sitting right there three minutes ago, then I went outside to get myself a paper. I ordered a juice, and look, I made a crawling snake with the straw wrapper. You can finish it if you think you’re up to the job.

Juliet: I’m sorry. Do you want me to move?

Shawn: Not anymore.

Psych

January - First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012


Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called “The Pledge”. The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course… it probably isn’t. The second act is called “The Turn”. The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you’re looking for the secret… but you won’t find it, because of course you’re not really looking. You don’t really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn’t clap yet. Because making something disappear isn’t enough; you have to bring it back. That’s why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call “The Prestige.”

Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called “The Pledge”. The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course… it probably isn’t. The second act is called “The Turn”. The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you’re looking for the secret… but you won’t find it, because of course you’re not really looking. You don’t really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn’t clap yet. Because making something disappear isn’t enough; you have to bring it back. That’s why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call “The Prestige.”

thingsmusicalstaughtme:

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thingsmusicalstaughtme:

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selfmadesuperhero:

lady-slash-a-lot:

highfunctioning-homosapien:

blackbunty:

ilnemaimepasdutout:

When the alarm clock goes off, the target pops up, and to turn off your alarm you must shoot the target.

The alarm clock would end up in such an odd place though because I’d be determined to see if I could hit it.

Most definitely Sebastian Moran’s alarm clock.

I need this. It will make me feel like a BAMF in the morning.

selfmadesuperhero:

lady-slash-a-lot:

highfunctioning-homosapien:

blackbunty:

ilnemaimepasdutout:

When the alarm clock goes off, the target pops up, and to turn off your alarm you must shoot the target.

The alarm clock would end up in such an odd place though because I’d be determined to see if I could hit it.

Most definitely Sebastian Moran’s alarm clock.

I need this. It will make me feel like a BAMF in the morning.

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Nathalie Holland

paperimages:

Nathalie Holland

Manny: Hello!
Bernard: Hello.
Manny: Do you have The Little Book of Calm? I need The Little Book of Calm. Do you have it? I need it. I’m late for work. The – the – Calm, The little book of.
Bernard: Uh…is this it?
Manny: Oh, no. it’s too big, too big. Little. Just little. Small
Bernard: This one?
Manny: No. No. Calm. The Little Book of Calm. The little one.
Bernard: This?
Manny: That’s the one. Yes. Money. How much?
Bernard: Two-fifty.
Manny: Two-fifty.
Bernard: I’ll just get you a bag.
Manny: No bag, no. I don’t need a bag. Just the book. The book.
Bernard: I’ll do you a receipt.
Manny: No. I don’t need a receipt. That’s fine.
Bernard: It’s broken. I’ll have to write one out.
Manny: Please.
Bernard: Little…
Manny: Look, I’ll do it! …of Calm. Two-fifty. Thank you. Um… “Stroke a.” No. “Travel.” No. Ah. “Let – let – let go once in a while. You are a loose lily floating down an amber river.” Hah. Sorry. I hate my job.
Bernard: What a strange man.
Black Books
January - First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012

Manny: Hello!

Bernard: Hello.

Manny: Do you have The Little Book of Calm? I need The Little Book of Calm. Do you have it? I need it. I’m late for work. The – the – Calm, The little book of.

Bernard: Uh…is this it?

Manny: Oh, no. it’s too big, too big. Little. Just little. Small

Bernard: This one?

Manny: No. No. Calm. The Little Book of Calm. The little one.

Bernard: This?

Manny: That’s the one. Yes. Money. How much?

Bernard: Two-fifty.

Manny: Two-fifty.

Bernard: I’ll just get you a bag.

Manny: No bag, no. I don’t need a bag. Just the book. The book.

Bernard: I’ll do you a receipt.

Manny: No. I don’t need a receipt. That’s fine.

Bernard: It’s broken. I’ll have to write one out.

Manny: Please.

Bernard: Little

Manny: Look, I’ll do it! …of Calm. Two-fifty. Thank you. Um… “Stroke a.” No. “Travel.” No. Ah. “Let – let – let go once in a while. You are a loose lily floating down an amber river.” Hah. Sorry. I hate my job.

Bernard: What a strange man.

Black Books

January - First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012

Perry: You all right?
Harry: Yeah. Thanks, bro. One of these days, I’m actually going to learn how to fight.
Perry: Perry Van Shrike.
Harry: Oh, hey. Harry Lockhart. Oh, I heard about you. You’re the ah, whatchamacallit, the consultant. You must be… Anyway –
Perry: Gay Perry?
Harry: Oh, yeah. Right. Dabney calls you that. I mean, I guess you guys are old buddies or –
Perry: Five years now.
Harry: Wow, five years… Still gay?
Perry: Me? No. I’m knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much I can’t get rid of it.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
January - First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012

Perry: You all right?

Harry: Yeah. Thanks, bro. One of these days, I’m actually going to learn how to fight.

Perry: Perry Van Shrike.

Harry: Oh, hey. Harry Lockhart. Oh, I heard about you. You’re the ah, whatchamacallit, the consultant. You must be… Anyway –

Perry: Gay Perry?

Harry: Oh, yeah. Right. Dabney calls you that. I mean, I guess you guys are old buddies or –

Perry: Five years now.

Harry: Wow, five years… Still gay?

Perry: Me? No. I’m knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much I can’t get rid of it.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

January - First Meetings 12 months of 12 scenes in 2012